Ok here’s the situation: I don’t just get pissed off about the crooks that call themselves politicians - I also get completely bent out of shape over unnecessary ‘improvements’ on our life style. What the hell am I talking about? I’ll tell you.
I walk into a bathroom to urinate and after completing the task at hand I move onto the personal hygiene step which usually involves washing the hands and then drying them off with either blown hot air, or paper towels. If you knew me personally you would know that I’m like many men, I like my gadgets. I like the portable devices, electronic instruments, and whatever else is hip and new. What I’m not into is paper towel dispensers that are have more technology embedded in them than my car. Granted I drive an old car, but still I feel rather insulted by the amount of development that must have gone into this towel dispenser.
The old school version of towel dispensers didn’t require power, nor did they require the use of infrared lasers to detect whether a hand was asking for a piece of regulated paper towel. Instead they had a rather simple concept. The inside of the dispenser contained a roller of paper towels and if you turned a knob, pulled a lever or did some similar type of motion you ended up with your own piece of cellulose. Someone decided that of all the areas of daily life, the towel dispenser in commercial type bathrooms needed improvement. I can think of at least one other area that I think would be in more need of technological improvements but I’ll leave that for another post.
Not only did someone decided that towel dispensers need improvements, they went as far as ‘recognizing’ the need for people to use less physical energy while on the quest of drying their hands. So instead of turning the knob or pulling down the lever - these formerly strained individuals have now been freed of the agonizing process of self-paper-towel-dispensing and can now happily look forward to a life of dispensers that will electronically feed the paper towel to them.
Why am I wasting my time writing about this? I’m ranting goddammit - look at the site name. So, not to loose any time getting to my point. My point here is that not only do I have an extremely hard time figuring out who in their right mind would think of ‘improving’ the older towel dispensers that we had, I also don’t understand why any company is dumb enough to buy them. First of all I never get enough paper towel, second of all the damn things needs maintenance and thirdly it used batteries to operate which to me means that this newly and ‘improved’ device is now always even more damaging to the environment than it was before.
Oh and here’s another thing. I would probably only complain half as much if the device was really and impressive piece of machinery. The contrary is unfortunately the case. As soon as the light sensor gets a few splashes of water which I would think is the most important feature it has to have considering it’s in a facility that deals mainly with water, the device doesn’t respond anymore. I’m pretty sure something like this couldn’t happen to the old school towel dispensers but of course the old ones also didn’t include any red light that blink every now and then so I understand why the newer ones would be better (cough).
I could go on way longer than anyone’s ever going to pay attention to but instead I’m going to save my energy and get back to work. Cheers.
P.S: I just went to the company bathroom and the towel dispenser won’t give me a towel. Red light is on, I can see a full roll of paper. What a great technological advance that is. Now they probably have to call in a certified IT technician because the device is probably equipped with TCP/IP protocols which have to be tested for errors - GIVE ME A DAMN TOWEL -